February 2012
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Anonymous asked: sweet jesus, that sounds like the biggest pile of shit ever
Anonymous asked: what the fuck kind of name is cum stain
CUM STAIN CUMS TO POMONA →
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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boooooooooored
“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via janejacqueline
)
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soyrizo torta & avocado salad
~the life of a vegetarian~
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my band's bandcamp →
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i hate checking my email because it reminds me that i have shitty grades EVERYDAY
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Anonymous asked: dang i noticed your braces are off, nice:) where did you get those sick leopard shorts and jacket at?
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totally blushing ‘cause phil tweeted a picture of me and amanda last night.
best parts of last night:
-selling out of pins
-getting offered a second show right after aladdin jr’s
-phil of tijuana panthers showing up
-phil saying we rule
-curly fries
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